September 2010
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Influx of new followers
Disclaimer: I’m not bragging okay. Thank you Anne Curtis, thank you Manila Bulletin, thank you Philippine Star Supreme. It’s ironic that Inquirer, the broadsheet I regularly read, is not involved. Heh!
So here’s the thing. The number of followers I gained over one weekend is higher than the number of followers I had from April 2009 to September 2010. From 451 followers, I now...
The court battle of tomatoes →
The question of if a tomato should be classified as a fruit or a vegetable went to the US Supreme Court.
The court unanimously decided in favor of the defense and found that the tomato was classified as a vegetable, based on the ways in which it is used, and the popular perception to this end. Justice Horace Gray, writing the opinion for the Court, stated that:
“The passages cited from the...
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You know what law I think should the Philippines...
The one which prohibits jeepney drivers to gas up when they have passengers on board.
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Temporary Love Affair
Can’t hold on forever.
Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
No temporary love.
I can’t hold on forever.
If it’s over, let me know.
You’ve got to let me know.
‘Cause I can’t go for a temporary love affair.
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My life lately in bullets
Cigarettes. For the second time in my life, I decided to try to quit smoking because I’ve been experiencing difficulty in breathing and extreme pain in the upper abdomen especially in the wee hours of the night. Note that I am only 20 years old which makes it more scary. Meh. Starting today, I shall be smoke-free. Life without yosi for a heavy smoker is gonna be miserable but what the hey...
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I mean, Glee should give Mike Chang's abs more...
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I am a dead meat.
Boss: Pau, write a story about RR Garcia. Relate it to Samsung Champ.
Pau: Oh, the Wowowee girl?
Boss: Sira! UAAP player? FEU?
Pau: Oh, she plays for FEU?
Boss: Uupakan na kita, e.
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Magkano kaya magpa-tattoo sa loob ng ilong?
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When I was in college, I was so excited to...
Am I the only one who doesn't know about the...
The boss was like O.o when I said I never heard of it. Well, is it my fault that I am not that old? Hrhr!
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Jollibee Chi-cheer Kayo Challenge
was how they called the UAAP Cheerdance Competition in 1994-1996.
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My friends are lovely. And funny. Very funny,...
peepaubau: fucking for a living. I wanna be a pornstar, I just realized.
kebe: WHY NOT DO IT?? Hahaha!
peepaubau: Huy! Lurky. I wanna be successful in everything I do. Dyou think I'll be a successful Fstar?
kebe: Can't tell as I haven't seen you (or tried you?) #omgthisisinappropriateevenforus
peepaubau: Shet. That's awkward. LOL
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Fucking for a living.
I wanna be a porn star, I just realized.
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So, there's this girl in the office who borrowed...
I asked if she’s gonna pay me today. Her exact words were, “Ay oo nga pala, Pau. Next week na lang. Nag-Encore kasi ako kagabi.”
YOU FUCKING NASTY LITTLE CUNT! YOU KNOW YOU OWE SOMEBODY PHP750! HOW COULD YOU GO PARTYING LIKE THAT!
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Manbitch Barrista. My boss got pwned.
Boss: I'll have non-fat Mocha Frappe with a generous amount of whipped cream on top.
Barrista: Got it. But that doesn't make sense.
Boss: I'm sorry?!
Barrista: That doesn't make sense.
Boss: But that's how I wanna drink my frappe.
Barrista: Okay.
Barrista while walking away to process the order: It still doesn't make sense.
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Wasak na wasak ang puso ni Nasty Mac!
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Trabaho now, putangina later.
“If everybody loves you, something is wrong. Find at least one enemy to keep you...”
– I am sorry for quoting Coelho.
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We recently launched a discussion forum called The Hideout. We want it to be a place where Filipino youth around the world can come together, get to know each other and have casual and enjoyable discussion about almost anything under the sun. Members can discuss anything from the latest news about the country, favorite movies, health advice, fashion tips, sports results, your...
We recently launched a discussion forum called The Hideout. We want it to be a place where Filipino youth around the world can come together, get to know each other and have casual and enjoyable discussion about almost anything under the sun. Members can discuss anything from the latest news about the country, favorite movies, health advice, fashion tips, sports results, your...
I wish I can sing and dance better.
But I am already okay with myself — talentless but coordinated.
