I am a pack of Marlboro Black. I may not be gold, but at least I'm cool.
For the lulz.
August 2010
There should be a separate Facebook site for old people.
Did you guys know that because there are two PAUs at the office, the VP for Marketing nicknamed me PAULETTE because I am the younger one!
/wrist
Shaken by last night's grim event, Filipinos are jubilant as Miss Philippines Venus Raj lands in Top 10 at Miss Universe pageant.
Sudden death
My 7-year-old sim card died today after being in coma for almost 24 hours. No signal, no life since yesterday morning. Yes, ending the super kaduper extended supermegaunil I had for 17 months or almost PHP 10,200.00 worth of cellphone load.
That’s sad, you know.
Dearest Globe’s Customer Service, get ready for my rage.
Totoo bang Iglesia ni Chris Tiu ang tawag sa fans club ni Chris Tiu?
I'm thinking the church is holding PNoy by the neck. He just opposed the divorce law.
To think that his sister Kris needs it. LOL
Following @fuckyeahhotnessx and backreading at the office is not advisable.
Danger. The bosses might see explicit stuff on my computer monitor.
Petra Kasoy
If we believe that our porn name is the name of our pet and the street we grew up on, or if we believe that we all have porn names, or if we believe in the powers of porn, my own porn name would be Petra Kasoy.
Er, why is it not erotic?
Tutok
Tutok is what I’m gonna call a film about MRT rides. Tutok.
Girls, please, if you love your sexuality and you value your femininity, don’t ride with ‘em boys on a rush hour. There’s the women’s compartment for a reason.
“Priests talk about marriage a lot - as if they’ve been in one. Makes me wonder how they could come up with their “opinions” and “advice.”
—twitter (cakey)
