June 2010
“A book is a gift you can open again and again.”
– Garrison Keillor
On June 26, my supermeganoexpiry unlitxt 20 turned...
All in all, if I were to compute it, I’ve saved up to Php9,140 on cellphone load.
eft asked: Sa McKinley ba ito? BAKA MAGING CO-WORKERS TAYO, OMG.
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Oh my god! I've been shortlisted for the final...
Gaaa! This is me going crazy. I think I need a new set of corporate getup.
William Shakespeare and Zenaida Seva, wavelength.
William Shakespeare: It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.
Zenaida Seva: Hindi hawak ng mga bituin ang ating kapalaran. Gabay lamang sila. Meron tayong free will, gamitin natin ito.
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Palimos po.
Pulubi: Ate, ate, pengeng barya. Pangkain lang.
Jaja: Wala akong pera.
Pulubi: Ang ganda-ganda ng wallet mo, wala ka naman palang pera.
Pau: HAHAHAHAHA!
“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people...”
– Jerry Seinfeld, Sein Language
“If I’d learnt one thing from traveling, it was that the way to get things...”
– Alex Garland, The Beach
Job interview, overheard
Interviewer: Why should we hire you?
Interviewee: Because I'm beauty and brains. (laughs)
Interviewer: (pokerface) Beauty and brains my ass.
Dear Toy Story 3,
Ya better be good. It’s my childhood you are messing with.
Yesterday's PhilStar Supreme open call for...
I made it to the interview round. Tim Yap liked one article I wrote on the spot. I’m guessing it’s Tim not Pepe Diokno who drew a heart on it. It’s about a random stuff in my bag. Funny thing is I didn’t have a bag. I ended up imagining bullshitting it. Hrhr! I guess it’s safe to say I’m pretty good with bullshit.
How do you expect us kids to behave properly when...
Papa: Anak naman, maging responsable ka na! Ang laki-laki mo na. Second year high school ka na!
SisterBau: Eh! Nagkamali lang naman, a! Bakit kapag ikaw ang nakakagawa ng kasalanan, hindi ka naman nagagalit.
Papa: Ano yon?! Papagalitan ko sarili ko?! Ganon?!
Pau: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sa letrang I. Dalawang baklang nakaluhod. Bente...
I didn’t know bingo can be fun.
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Sabi ni Papa, maghugas daw ako ng mga pinagkainan....
Pinaka-mamimiss ko sa college?
Cutting classes, mga tsong. Cutting classes.
Virgin? I prefer the term HYMENALLY CHALLENGED.
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Erica: It's very easy to confuse a physical attraction with a real connection.
Marc: Yeah, sometimes you just can't tell.
Erica: Well, you can tell. You can tell by the kiss. You know, the other stuff -- the sex, "Is he hot?" -- it doesn't matter. All that matters is the kiss.
May 2010
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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus but for...
