A book is a gift you can open again and again.– Garrison Keillor
On June 26, my supermeganoexpiry unlitxt 20 turned...
All in all, if I were to compute it, I’ve saved up to Php9,140 on cellphone load.
eft asked: Sa McKinley ba ito? BAKA MAGING CO-WORKERS TAYO, OMG.
Oh my god! I've been shortlisted for the final...
Gaaa! This is me going crazy. I think I need a new set of corporate getup.
William Shakespeare and Zenaida Seva, wavelength.
William Shakespeare: It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.
Zenaida Seva: Hindi hawak ng mga bituin ang ating kapalaran. Gabay lamang sila. Meron tayong free will, gamitin natin ito.
Pulubi: Ate, ate, pengeng barya. Pangkain lang.
Jaja: Wala akong pera.
Pulubi: Ang ganda-ganda ng wallet mo, wala ka naman palang pera.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people...– Jerry Seinfeld, Sein Language
If I’d learnt one thing from traveling, it was that the way to get things...– Alex Garland, The Beach
Job interview, overheard
Interviewer: Why should we hire you?
Interviewee: Because I'm beauty and brains. (laughs)
Interviewer: (pokerface) Beauty and brains my ass.
Dear Toy Story 3,
Ya better be good. It’s my childhood you are messing with.
Yesterday's PhilStar Supreme open call for...
I made it to the interview round. Tim Yap liked one article I wrote on the spot. I’m guessing it’s Tim not Pepe Diokno who drew a heart on it. It’s about a random stuff in my bag. Funny thing is I didn’t have a bag. I ended up imagining bullshitting it. Hrhr! I guess it’s safe to say I’m pretty good with bullshit.
How do you expect us kids to behave properly when...
Papa: Anak naman, maging responsable ka na! Ang laki-laki mo na. Second year high school ka na!
SisterBau: Eh! Nagkamali lang naman, a! Bakit kapag ikaw ang nakakagawa ng kasalanan, hindi ka naman nagagalit.
Papa: Ano yon?! Papagalitan ko sarili ko?! Ganon?!
Sa letrang I. Dalawang baklang nakaluhod. Bente...
I didn’t know bingo can be fun.
Sabi ni Papa, maghugas daw ako ng mga pinagkainan....
Pinaka-mamimiss ko sa college?
Cutting classes, mga tsong. Cutting classes.
Virgin? I prefer the term HYMENALLY CHALLENGED.
Erica: It's very easy to confuse a physical attraction with a real connection.
Marc: Yeah, sometimes you just can't tell.
Erica: Well, you can tell. You can tell by the kiss. You know, the other stuff -- the sex, "Is he hot?" -- it doesn't matter. All that matters is the kiss.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus but for...