November 2009
Buti pa nung baby pa lang ako, mahal na mahal nyo...
This I never expected to hear from a 4-year-old. Cousin Nelay, after hearing a good old-school sermon from her dad for buying junk food, said this.
Kids these days.
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Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the...
– Hitch
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I hate to break it to you guys but I haven't heard...
Am I a loser or a winner for not knowing Party In The USA?
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My relatives are really weird.
In Sta. Cruz, I’ve four young cousins - two girls and two boys. The girls are nicknamed Nelay (Fenella) and Jolay (Jonellyn). The boys are nicknamed Jologs (Neil Joseph) and Kellogs (Kaizer Kane).
Now, on Nov. 27, a new baby girl was born. I thought her parents are still at their right minds when they named her (Zyxa Kaitlin). But later on, I thought the child is doomed. They nicknamed her...
I like how my tumblarity is so low. Its only way...
Just sayin’.
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Do I look like a magician? At a mall last week,...
The older one, a chubby chinky-eyed boy with apparent Chinese descent, said hi and asked for my name. For courtesy, although a bit weirded out, I replied with a polite smile and my name, “Hi! I’m Pau. Ikaw, anong pangalan mo?” He answered and introduced his younger sister at the same time, “Ako po si Mark. Sya naman si Binbin.”
I didn’t know better how to...
Have you ever got up in front of the tv while...
My sister always does that in every chance she gets. She’s a weirdo, isn’t she? But I must say, when they were dancing, performing Lean On Me, I wanted to groove.
I promised myself to post something related to the...
2nd sem. 1st year. When people found out that I was planning to shift from BA Communication Arts to BA Journalism, reactions I received included a question, “Why? Do you wanna die?” My response, I remember, was an appropriate grin because to me they were just joking.
Now, after the Maguindanao massacre, in which a lot of journalists died, I saw where the person who asked if I wanted...
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Hey, smoker Dad!
Instead of attempting to stop me from smoking, why don’t you just join me puff a cig some time? Let’s bond over our commonality, the only one that I know. It would be fun, I tell you.
I stopped backreading when I saw a tumblr meet-up...
Inggit ako! Namamatay na’ko sa inggit kahit isang picture lang yun nakita ko.
My sister also read that book and HIGHLIGHTED this...
“Hey, Oliver, did I tell you that I love you?” she said.
“No, Jen.”
“Why didn’t you ask me?”
“I was afraid to, frankly.”
“Ask me now.”
“Do you love me, Jenny?”
She looked at me and wasn’t being evasive when she answered:
“What do you think?”
“Yeah. I guess. Maybe.”
I kissed her...
Today, my sister had to buy a 'something funny'...
Even before I could suggest something funny, she said that she was planning to buy a picture frame and put a photo of Aling Dionisia in it. I died laughing. She asked what could be funnier than that.
I answered, “Kapag lahat kayo nakatanggap ng picture frame na may picture ni Aling Dionisia, sobrang nakakatawa yun.”
Hell yea. I am F-ing back. What did I miss?
I tell you, putting myself in a tumblr break was like quitting yosi. Uh no, how can I say that when I never quit yosi. But it was like that, I suppose. Tough.
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Ang tagal mag-zero ng tumblarity ko.
Pag nag-zero na tsaka ulit ako magsisimulang magpost ng ozumness. I’m sorry. This is about my pride.
So, what if the truth hurts? Is that an excuse to...
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Ano ngang lasa ng hangin?
Gelee: Ang sarap ng hangin. Woo.
Pau: (seryoso) Sa labing-siyam na taon ko dito sa mundo, kahit kailan... kahit kailan... hindi ko pa natikman ang hangin.
Ministop or 711?
Ministop for ice cream and for not asking for my ID/age whenever I buy yosi.
The trick in life isn’t getting what you want, my dear, it’s wanting...
– Ginny (Love Affair)
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Gender and Sexuality class
Ma’am, I just have to ask this. It has been said that the Philippine Constitution recognizes that there should be equality with both genders. Then why are there laws that specifically cater to women such as the Violence Against Women and Children Act? It’s a bit contradictory. I know that there is already an established notion of a stereotypical male that he should be able to protect...
Anong site yung unang pinupuntahan mo pagbukas ng...
Ahem. Tumblr saken e.
tinatamad ako magcaption. kahit yung mag tag na pa...
onobonomonyon:
eh kase kase kase, hindi naman masyadong uminom ang mga kids. kaya wala kaming magawa nina spidermash at peepaubau kundi ubusin yung tore at mga bote boteng burr. tapos nagtakutan kami bago umuwi. nakatulog naman ako ng maayos, ewan ko lang ke eft at varicocele kung mahimbing ang tulog nila. palagay ko hindi na sila magdadasal ng our father.
ONGSOYO!
Our father! Epic. Nalaglag...
Nakalimutan ko, madami nga palang Bautista sa...
Instructor: Bautista?
Peepaubau: Here (raised a hand)
Instructor: (gave me a confused look) Bautista, Anna?
Peepaubau: Ay shet hindi po.
Cubao footbridge, 2am-ish
E di kelangan ko tumawid para makasakay ng jeep pauwi. Pag-akyat ko sa footbridge, sa pinakatuktok nung hagdanan, may mga tao. Natakot ako. Nung nakita kong puro mga babae na naka-pekpek skirts, e di okay na. I’m safe. Tas may isang babae na mukhang nagtitinda sa palengke kasi yun damit nya pambahay. Sabi ba naman saken, Boss, pili na o. Hinanap ko yun tinda nya habang tuluy-tuloy lang ako...
Friends, I shall nao go to UST to meet 'em cool...
;)
Breakup lines. What's the worst you've ever heard?
Saken, on the question why the breakup, the answer was a straighforward, Ayoko na kasi. /wrist
Yo papa so old that he was friends with Goto King...
Yo mama so fat that when she fell off her bed, the...
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I used to play with somebody else's eyelashes to...
True story. This went on until I entered grade school.
I shared this random fact with a class this morning, all of ‘em were like WHYYYY lashes!!! I also don’t know.
Philo of Love and Sex class: I found a cool name...
Cool na cool. Eryxi, come here, chu!
What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.
– Richard Wilbur
Beauty or Brain?
My answer: Brain.
Whoever will produce a political ad inspired by...
Just saying.